Cannibals

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

Tourist:                                                                  $5.00

Broiled Missionary:                                                    $7.00

Fried Explorer:                                                         $9.00

Freshly Baked: Labor, Liberals, Democrats or Greens: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes the whole morning.'